January 2012
1 post
July 2011
1 post
September 2010
1 post
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
March 2010
5 posts
December 2009
2 posts
“you become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.”
– fox, for little prince.
November 2009
8 posts
October 2009
1 post
July 2009
15 posts
Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Olive: You're just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality.
Me: Dad, I think it's really important I buy these shoes.
Dad: Really.
Me: Yes. Yesterday I was thinking about them literally while on stage.
Dad: That's dangerous.
Me: That..didn't prove my point.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
June 2009
40 posts
right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab right-click - open link in new tab ...
when you talked to your old friend via ym and all you’ve got is just an OOOH… then, fuck off, up yours.
“phone changes your mood in a second.”
– gemalajuwita
